If they put up with your bullshit, then you better keep them.

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Being friends with your ex.

To me, if an ex is able to stay friends with you after a breakup, it tells you that when you guys were together, they actually liked you for you, and that being with you was just a way to get to know you better. They’re a keeper if they can look past the awkwardness of the fact you guys had a thing, and be friends just like before.

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  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
  • me: not with that attitude